Fave #ChuckleBrothers gags. Barry to Paul in their beds in the middle of the night:
‘What time is it?’
‘Dunno. Pass me that trombone & I’ll find out.’
*blows trombone loudly*
Someone shouts: ‘WHO’S THAT PLAYING THE TROMBONE AT 2AM?’
😃
WHAT????? IS HAPPENING WITH THESE NEW SPAM BOTS
I triple dog dare you to paint my shutters and stain my front porch for me.
I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”
Brat summer over. Time for Farfalle Fall.
If you respond, “My bra is too tight” every time a coworker approaches, they will stop asking you questions.
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Snoop: Murder was the case that they gave me.
Me: oh, mine was public urination, so same
it’s been 10 years since the rumour came out…