My wife and I met at a ‘Make a Jelly in the Shape of a US President’ class, and I knew she was the one, from the moment I set Eisenhower.
Me and my best friend after eating very sour candy
In 1949 a US senator attempted to ban popcorn in cinemas. During a Senate hearing about it, another senator handed out free popcorn. The law was never passed.
Pretty excited about making a huge Thanksgiving feast so my daughter can eat a roll.
One cool thing about getting older is that you’re not asked about your long term plan very much.
Ask not if it pleases the court – ask what the court can do to please you.
– Chapter Three, Contempt Of Court For Dummies
4 Mesh Shirts That Will Make You Look Like A Sexy Little Asian Pear
this is not ok. they turnt him into ice crims 💔💔
There’s anxiety and then there’s my 4yo counting to 10 really fast because we’re playing hide and seek and oh my gosh I haven’t found a hiding spot yet
if bears could make porridge the temperature would be like the last thing on my list of concerns
Nickleback is playing in this Taco Bell.
How much diarrhea can one person handle??!?