I don’t think I will be asked to make a curry again 🤣🤣🤣
Chappell Roan sounds like a place they have to defend in Lord of the Rings.
😭😭
bat life
Corn Dogs: Uninserted
I hate celery. 🤮🥴
Well, that’s one way to clear a train quickly.
So I ate some gummy bears.
Turns out they were my sisters “Happy” bears with 15mg each.
I ate exactly 37…
Pre- means before, and • post- means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.
look, a three-day weekend once a month is all i ask. the rest can be four-day weekends
born to say “are you fucking stupid” forced to say “wow i’ve never thought about it like that before”
Asked my coworker what’s wrong & he said “I’m tired of faking that I like you guys” & honestly? Mood.