Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.
put on my eevee cosplay and my mom said i looked like a squirrel and took a picture of me in our yard and posted it in our neighborhood facebook group saying that the squirrels are getting larger this year and that someone needs to contact animal control
I’m not alone. I have ants.
Just found out I am the last person on earth who does not own an air fryer. And if you think YOU don’t have an air fryer you do, go look in the kitchen. It’s there right? Yeah, told you.
I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other
8-year-old: Can I have a turn with the pressure washer?
Me: Fine. But you can’t spray your sisters.
8: Never mind.
Him: I just poured out 16.9 ounces for my homie.
Her: Just say you filled the dog’s water bowl.
If you’re reading this message then something has gone wrong with my experiment and I apologize for what is about to happen to the eggs in your fridge
academia has you beefing with someone 3k miles away who is also one of only 4 people on earth who likes the same stuff as you
opening a flower shop called women in stem
Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.
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Hello pollen my old friend, my nose is running once again.
I get it cicadas I’m ready to scream for six weeks too
Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.