How come the person who developed the algorithm that makes IMDB think Prison Break’s “More like this” should include Bing Bang Theory gets to keep their job?
Two windmills were sitting on a hill. One asks the other, “Do you have a favorite song?”
The other replies, “Well… all my life I have been a heavy metal fan.”
Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that shit to my personalities.
My tire pressure won’t make up it’s mind. Are we married?
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Some will get it! Hmm 🤔?¿
Dry Turkey isn’t the problem, you need to make more saliva.
wtf
Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?
I need a sleep apnea machine, but I have no room in my bedroom. Unless of course I get rid of my movie theater butter pump or my Jimmy Buffett Margaritaville blender.
I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.
As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.
As per my previous tablet…
Friend: cheer up. There are plenty of fish in the sea
Me [slamming my fist on the table]: I’m attracted to women NOT fish, Gary!