What is the HOA going to do about the noisy kids who keep coming in my house and demanding dinner and calling me mom
I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.
You’re in a pickle…oh okay that sounds nice, can it be bread and butter please?
What do cheeky people drink out of?
A smug.
I’ve been single for so long I can’t even spell relionchip now
googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window
What do you call a place where you can purchase bootleg horror movies?
A spook-easy.
#dadjokes
I just want an internship man
Fruity
i got fired from my marketing job for pitching a reverse Hot Ones where we make famous people drink ten increasingly warm glasses of milk
This pepper has seen some $h1t.
