A delivery service only for potatoes (and some other root veggies): TuberEats
Climax comes before effort, but only in a dictionary.
Nice injury you got there. Be a real shame if someone added insult to it.
When I was a kid I had to walk to Netflix
“this too shall pass” okay but like… when exactly
I love seeing cute puppy and dog videos where they’re loving getting pampered and groomed…I’ve personally never experienced a cool dog like that.
Mine always act like I’m about to sacrifice them to the gods.
whenever I see a lady mail carrier i’m like ok slay that’s a woman in a mail dominated field
The trick to keeping Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan is to take away their little brooms
Do you think people who play for the philharmonic say “today I woke up and chose violins” because if they don’t they totally should
My 7yo said that boys were bothering her at school so she yelled math problems at them until they went away.
I have mad respect for this strategy 🙌
The waitress at my favorite restaurant is so funny. She’s always saying things like “stop calling me a waitress” and “your father and I think it’s time you moved out.”
i was at dumbass island and everyone knew you lol. why was i at dumbass island? uh well uhhh. well. well uhhhh. fuck. uhhhh
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