I visited one of those so-called “wind farms” recently. Virtually no wind being produced. If anything, it was using up the wind that was already there. Complete waste of time.
When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” & maintain eye contact
This is a genius move
I asked my 4yo what he was eating and he said “people,” which was quite alarming until I realized he was holding Sour Patch Kids.
to anyone wondering what it’s like going out with a woman over 40. it’s not easy.
Staying in an AirBNB: “The key is buried in the yard, use the pink metal detector to find it. Kitchen has 3 utensils you’ve never seen before and 7 bottles of spices no one likes. The rabid wolverine in the crawl space is friendly. Please re-tile the shower when you check out.”
Well if this doesn’t sum up 2024 perfectly I don’t know what does
he’s mad at me cause i keep replying “🧯” to every girl that comments “🔥” on his pictures
We made a comic about a space heater.
been watching all the James Bond movies in chronological order
it’s truly incredible how many times the fate of the entire world rests on James Bond’s ability to travel to a scenic destination and have sex with a beautiful woman
