I just squealed when I saw my daughter brought home 2 lost water bottles from school. This is my life now.
Leaving an open jar of mayo on my desk in case anyone needs a hit
PSA: if you are experiencing performance issues in Stardew Valley 1.6, remove all hats from pets. We will address the problem as soon as possible
Met someone on a dating app and my message autocorrected nice to meet you with nice to wet you so that was an immediate match for him.
I just locked eyes with a spider.
But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.