Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting
I had 2 critical meetings on Tuesday. I was SO worried & nervous about them but it went okay. I was composed. I was fierce. I was prepared. And I was wearing my shirt backward the entire time. (I only realized after I got home.)
Leave it to Stephen Chow to pull off one of the funniest and dopest fight scenes in history without ever even throwing a single punch or kick. Bruce Lee’s “Art of Fighting Without Fighting” fully realized.
May or may not have just made a move on my best friend of a year by saying “what’s a little bouncing on it between friends” and I may or may not now be responsible for planning a date
My flight did not give out free water so I asked for a glass of ice instead and documented the journey to a free water
Checkmate, Allegiant
Britain is so cool, everytime you see a name and ask “are they related to…” the answer is always yes
Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap
In honor of the fall equinox I will also be cold, distant & filled with darkness
Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking..
Hear me out, a q-tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away…
Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.