Every episode of Kitchen Nightmares Gordon Ramsay is like “have a clean restaurant and serve fresh food” and the owners are like “oh shit we never thought of that”
By Kate Hatos
A lil snack before dinner, Don’t knock it til you try it 🤷🏽♀️😭
About 17 years ago my coworker made me a cake for my bday and said that I could “lick the bowl later” and I just realized she may have been flirting with me
someone dropped a taco in front of my dog last night and he dove after it like he was a secret service agent tackling a potential threat
I bought wings for my employees today and one of them ate 20 wings and then resigned 20 minutes later. Fair play
Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “ughhhh make me longer!”