Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point
They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette
[Scooby Doo at an interview]
Interviewer: May I see your CV?
Scooby: *hands CV over* Rrres you may!
Interviewer: Round here we call it a CV.
John Krasinski is People’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2024.
i got lost and locked in a stairwell at the NYC office and all i can think about is this meme while i wait for someone to save me
So, when we talk about history repeating itself are we talking just fashion trends or can I start prepping for a pet dinosaur ?
Priorities
Thinking about that time when I was young and crank called an operator and she called me back because she was an operator.
The sun really clocks out for the day before I do that’s insane
My cousin is supposedly into taekwondo but he never finished his training.
He has a belt in partial arts
I saw a promo for the new Gladiator movie and said to my husband, “That looks good. I wonder if I need to see the original first so I know what’s going on.” My husband jumped up and with his full outside voice said, “YOU’VE NEVER SEEN GLADIATOR?!?”
2.5 hrs later, credits…
SQUARREL
