John Krasinski is People’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2024.
i got lost and locked in a stairwell at the NYC office and all i can think about is this meme while i wait for someone to save me
So, when we talk about history repeating itself are we talking just fashion trends or can I start prepping for a pet dinosaur ?
Priorities
Thinking about that time when I was young and crank called an operator and she called me back because she was an operator.
The sun really clocks out for the day before I do that’s insane
My cousin is supposedly into taekwondo but he never finished his training.
He has a belt in partial arts
I saw a promo for the new Gladiator movie and said to my husband, “That looks good. I wonder if I need to see the original first so I know what’s going on.” My husband jumped up and with his full outside voice said, “YOU’VE NEVER SEEN GLADIATOR?!?”
2.5 hrs later, credits…
SQUARREL
my sixth grade gifted program class had to do presentations on our favorite US presidents. i procrastinated until the due date and chose nixon last-minute because i thought his last name sounded cool. i discovered watergate halfway through making the powerpoint but held my ground
Mistook a bottle of bleach for my cat and I’m starting to worry that during all those years I spent volunteering at an animal shelter I was actually just wandering around a Walmart.
Got a light
