friend saw this guy on the apps lol
handing out tuna steaks for trick or treat
JK it’s spam
Are they really a personal trainer, or do they just want to wear shorts to work every day.
you never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio.
I’m not a morning person or a night person. I identify as a mid-afternoon snack.
I really need a sledgehammer for perfectly harmless reasons.
It’s been six months since my last haircut. It might be time to close my barbershop.
Happy #NationalPoetryDay 🙂
BEETROOT
Beetroot, beetroot
Purple, earthy treat root
Come hither to my house with meBeetroot, beetroot
Purple, earthy treat root
I long to roast you for my tea#NationalPoetryDay
My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.
Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses