Just seen a wild goose, think I’ll chase it. Surely this will be a fruitful endeavor
I don’t want to admit how long this entertained the cat as well as us 🤣🤣🤣
There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”
The moment Alan realised that maybe he’s not really suited to emotional support dog work after all.
date offered me her hot tub and started cutting up carrots into it after i got in
am i cooked
Traffic stop
Cop: there’s a dead body in the back seat of your car
Me: it was like that when I bought it
A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year
Wow this person is full of shit, oh I’m on my own page
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
For example:
– Jill ate her friend’s sandwich.
– Jill ate her friend’s colon.
[after a vasectomy] do i get the cone
The 6yo neighbor kid looked inside and said, “whoa your house is way different than mine” and I’m going to need him to come back and elaborate