he’s mad at me cause i keep replying “🧯” to every girl that comments “🔥” on his pictures
We made a comic about a space heater.
been watching all the James Bond movies in chronological order
it’s truly incredible how many times the fate of the entire world rests on James Bond’s ability to travel to a scenic destination and have sex with a beautiful woman
😼🖥️
i have one of these at work and when i get bored i plug it into the outlets
I miss seein tweets like “last Christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay” who did that one
Me: I’m sorry. I never know what to do with my hands, especially when I’m nervous
Driving instructor: *screaming intensifies
Make me look younger
stretching isn’t enough I need to be able to disassemble my body like legos
I ain’t wearing no wire
perfect
