Yeah. I got blocked on ours for being sarcastic.
They all got panicked about an Asian guy in a van following kids around slowly. It was the Amazon guy delivering parcels.
Next day I started a post about a bloke with a red van putting stuff through people’s doors. Blocked.
anon_opin 😡🗯
@anon_opin
There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group
I only attract psychopaths. If you’ve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist.
A crow just dropped a pink ribbon at my feet. If I pick it up are we engaged or what’s the protocol here
satan: not today, microsoft teams
How come I only know the shortcuts for copy & paste and internet history, yet the cat can walk across the keyboard and open a bank account?
Losing weight in your 40’s: hahahahahahahahaha
There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group
Dishwasher: “I’m gonna see if they notice I’m not washing the dishes.”
Sink: “Good one.”
It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life.
It’s just a hobby.
Don’t forget to get your Valentine’s Day shopping done before Pete Davidson buys everything up.
BREAKING: Metropolitan Police have stated that whoever broke into Scotland Yard last night and locked all their case files in a picnic basket has seriously hampered their investigations.
People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work “
It’s -45° and my polar bear won’t start.
My boss : Why do I have to always come and find you?
Me : Because a good employee is hard to find
I’ve got 2 brilliant plans to help me retire early. Plan A is to win the lottery tonight & if that fails plan B is to win the lottery tomorrow. Should be a piece of piss.