Choosing the correct font is crucial…
la cocaina
Just saw a toddler running past my house waving a red flag with their mom chasing after them and I’ve never seen a more accurate depiction of parenthood.
I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.
The first five days after the weekend are the hardest.
I’m hunting wabbits…
The other night I ordered a series of drinks so bizarre that the bartender earnestly asked “what’s going on with you”
*husband rolls his eyes then instantly regrets it
My brain:
Tracie don’t
Tracie don’t
Tracie don’t
Tracie don’t
Tracie don’t
Tracie don’tMe: burns his grilled cheese sandwich on both sides
How many pieces of chocolate is too many? Please say upwards of 27.
