Indian Brothers & Sisters: You know all those awful things Columbus did to the Native Americans? Just remember…HE WAS LOOKING FOR US
Its wrong that priests have to live a life of forced celibacy . They should get married and let celibacy come upon them the usual way.
Christopher Columbus was lucky to have found America first. His nemesis Garmin Von Goögle Maps showed up minutes later after taking Route 2.
If you cut off a mommy blogger’s head she can continue mommy blogging for up to three full minutes.
the cvs cashier asked me how im doing as i put some diarrhea medicine on the counter. “not great man ive got diarrhea” i told him
It’s normal to have conflicting feelings on Columbus Day. True, he discovered the Greatest Nation on Earth, but he also supported Obamacare.
Guys, don’t take the first step cause girls hate that easy guy. Also, you must take the first step cause they hate the shy one. Good luck!
Happy Thursday guys and remember. If you can’t spot the douche at work today, then it’s probably you.
Ok, Surgeon General, alcohol is bad for pregnant women. The warning label might be more effective stating alcohol causes pregnant women.
Whoever left me in charge of all this booze is going to have a lot to answer for tomorrow.
As a young child my mom told me I could be anything I wanted to be. It turns out that the police call this identity theft.
*touches a turtel* *dies*
*touches a plant* *dies*
wow mario are u allergic to evreything or wat
It’s so obvious that she wants me. She avoids me at all costs probably because her feelings are so strong for me.
Yeah, I’ll go with that.
Government Shutdown: Day 13
Anthony Weiner decides to help.
He takes a photo.
He tweets.
Congress now sees where balls are located.
My daughter’s boyfriend left his wallet here. I put girls names & numbers in it. Later today I’ll ask my daughter if he has change for a $20