1. Denial
2. Anger
3. Sandy
4. Hand Jive
5. Ramalamalamadingadadingedong
– Five Stages of Grease
Yeah, I’m allergic to wheat, but I really like it so I eat it anyway. I’m a real gluten for punishment.
A death metal song about an Excel spreadsheet not doing what I want.
So won’t Surreal Slim Shady please stand up, please stand dOwN, please RIDE A TRICYCLE THROUGH A DENTISTS WAITING ROOM DRESSED AS A PENGUIN
Stupid seal at the zoo would not sing “kiss by a rose.” REFUND!
I’d be more inclined to grow up if I saw that it worked out for everyone else
Is it rude to throw breath mints in someones mouth while they’re talking?
A mosquito fell into my beer five minutes ago and now he’s naked and calling his ex-girlfriends and drinking my beer
Sorry I lied about knowing how to play the piano. What’s that? Yes, I agree it made the funeral uncomfortable.
Fun thing to do: Before leaving someone’s house, ask them if you can take a roll of toilet paper “to go”
My biological clock is wheezing.
We can put a man on the moon but we can’t reference any other achievements?
And so the devil decided to put the delete key above the send key. The end
do you guys have PC & cheese? i’m not really a mac guy
Slippers made out of Lego so that when you step on Lego you just get taller.