Who cares about the new GTA when you can sit down and enjoy the new testament
#SignsAGuyDoesntLikeYou he takes a long time to reply to your letters and blames it on the “prison mail system”
Spent morning at the farmers market carefully selecting fruits and vegetables to throw away next Saturday.
Existing is a pretty remarkable achievement.
There are four main food groups:
1. Canned
2. Frozen
3. Drive-thru
4. Fried
Hold on I’m about to count my money. Alright I’m done.
Check for bed bugs by yelling “Gee, I’m so happy there are no bed bugs here!”, and if you hear faint giggling, set the bed on fire.
We are the people our parents warned us about.
How to kill a spider: get a piece of tissue paper, approach it slowly, and very carefully, burn the house down.
Laughter is not the best medicine. Please take your medicine.
Never ask a shepherd how many sheep he owns, I don’t think he’d know, he probably falls asleep every time he takes inventory.
I’m not one for asking u guys to check out sites but please do.
Awesome site ~ _~ I’m really honored. @funTweeters
Guys with balls hangin from ur truck. that would mean ur truck is a man,yes? Which means you like to be inside a dude all day. Lol homo. : p
If a cockroach can survive a catastrophic nuclear holocaust, then what in the digital heavens do they put in Raid? #ThingsToPonderAtNight
Keanu Reeves watching a Keanu Reeves movie trying to figure out how he’s in two places at once.