Hey! Welcome to Urban Outfitters. Are you a baby-sized woman or a woman-sized man?
Women do things I can’t even imagine doing: give birth, close cabinet doors, etc.
Did you ever think about ten years ago you’d be saying.. “I really hope this is a chick I’m talking to”.
Strong people don’t put others down. They lift them up.
And throw them.
The Mayan Calendar doesn’t really stop at 2012, they just ran out of sexy firefighters.
In Canada, she’s Kilometery Cyrus.
Wife: I finally caught you. I could hear it from the other room. You were watching a dirty movie. Me: No. Its just womens tennis.
I’m not homophobic, I love my house!
If you love someone, set them on fire. If they come back, it’s a phoenix
When she says she prefers the strong, silent type she means her vibrator.
Before Batgirl can become Batwoman she has to have a Batmitzvah.
I’m married, but not “pass up the opportunity to sleep with Thor” married. Or Wolverine. Or Captain America. Or Jennifer Aniston…
I feel sorry for all the responsible bulls out there minding their own business and just looking to buy some nice china.
Nothing can destroy your good opinion of a company quicker than working for them.
Do you think it’s possible to train a hedgehog to walk up an down the table with cubes of cheese on it’s spikes? I’m giving a dinner party.