If you want to know how Irish my family is, my parents don’t have a liquor cabinet, they have a liquor closet
Right next to the beer fridge
Maybe if wommen’s uteroids weren’t such powerful mystery-swamps, the GOP wouldn’t have to police them with #light & #K9 units.
Please boss, tell us again how important it is the company gets to $3 billion in revenue. I bought an 18 pack of beer with dimes last night.
Local Singles 2.9 Miles From Your Area
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Local Singles 3.7 Miles From Y..
“no dont leave”
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Local Singles 7.8 Mile
Fun Prank
1.) Go to Yoga class
2.) Compliment some people on their mats
3.) Unroll 20×25 oriental rug.
Years ago, scientists knew barely anything about space! It was probably because those scientists were babies
If you had more money you’d be happier.
Helen Hunt but only when Helen hungry.
My brother & I’ve competed for title of family black sheep for yrs.
He checked in at a strip-club…on FB.Well played brother, well played
“Sushi” is Japanese for “take a picture of this, white girls.”
When I wake up at night,
I reach out to you,
I love you not for what you look like
I love you for what you have inside.(Me to my fridge)
If she’s not ruining your life…..She’s just not that into you.
I wish I was 7’9″ so my BMI would be normal
Went on ChristianMingle .com and kept asking myself, “Who Would Jesus Do”?
ten years ago we had Jason Shoes, Carl Shirt and Daniel Problem. now we have no shoes no shirt no problem welcom to dennys what can i get u