Hoping to spice up my evening
Why it’s so many prime days?
They broke ?
9 out of 10 zoo dentists refuse to work on a Grizzly unless it has been given a strong anesthetic….
Ther’s safety in numb bears
looking for a job in america is kinda wild
We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology
I had no idea my dentist had a sense of humor but I’m getting a tooth pulled today and they made the appointment for 2:30.
I’m summoning a demon to do my bidding
– shady
– overused
– raises questionsI’m utilizing my delegating skills by reassigning my tasks to otherworldly beings
– sensible
– professional
– demonstrates great time management
I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed
tag yourself
when you’re trying to sneak out and grab the amazon package first thing in the morning but your neighbor spots you
Apologies about the delay to the 16:10 to Alicante. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.
The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.
I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch