Years ago, scientists knew barely anything about space! It was probably because those scientists were babies
If you had more money you’d be happier.
Helen Hunt but only when Helen hungry.
My brother & I’ve competed for title of family black sheep for yrs.
He checked in at a strip-club…on FB.Well played brother, well played
“Sushi” is Japanese for “take a picture of this, white girls.”
When I wake up at night,
I reach out to you,
I love you not for what you look like
I love you for what you have inside.(Me to my fridge)
If she’s not ruining your life…..She’s just not that into you.
I wish I was 7’9″ so my BMI would be normal
Went on ChristianMingle .com and kept asking myself, “Who Would Jesus Do”?
ten years ago we had Jason Shoes, Carl Shirt and Daniel Problem. now we have no shoes no shirt no problem welcom to dennys what can i get u
curiouse george 2: 2 fast 2 curious
You can’t rush stupid.
I think the bigger issue with our country is that Paula Deen even had that many endorsements to lose in the 1st place.
If I end up on life support, feel free to pull the plug.. However, if I’m charging my phone, stay the hell away from the outlet.
There’s no “u” in narcissist