Could you Christian rock singers please invest in a thesaurus. I think God is fully aware by now that you think he is “great” and “awesome.”
Let’s find out what pisses the crickets off and do THAT during the day
Nope. Not gonna follow anyone whose name is upside down. I got enough problems.
“I’d hit that if I was drunk.” – Me, driving by a mailbox just now.
Homosexuality is found in over 450 species. Homophobia is only found in two. Help us get rid of the Ecuadorian fag-hating spider 🙁
So are these single women just throwing themselves against walls as they masturbate?
Sadly learned my family is racist. I started dating a black girl. Brought her home to meet the family. Wife and kids wouldn’t talk to her.
The fact that Mitt Romney opted to see Twilight instead of Lincoln this weekend probably sums up what his presidency would’ve been like.
Bad luck, Atheists named Christian.
When my ex worked out of town, he would take my vibrators away from me. Said I was cheating on him w/them. He shoulda taken his brother too.
If you love someone, set them free. If they come back with two police officers, you’ll know that setting them free was a bad idea.
If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.
Grab a plate and throw it on the floor. Did it break? Yes? Ok, now tell it you’re sorry. Good, now, did it unbreak? No? Now you understand.
“SOMEBODY had a lot of time on their hands.” What dull people say about creative people.
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