Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
You had me at Whipped Cream Vodka.
You had me at Whipped Cream Vodka.
You had me at Whipped Cream Vodka.
I would rather weave a suit out of my grandfather’s pubic hair than “pull an all-nighter” with you.
I would rather weave a suit out of my grandfather’s pubic hair than “pull an all-nighter” with you.
I would rather weave a suit out of my grandfather’s pubic hair than “pull an all-nighter” with you.
A hooker once showed me her dollar menu. Her meat actually did resemble McDonald’s.
A hooker once showed me her dollar menu. Her meat actually did resemble McDonald’s.
A hooker once showed me her dollar menu. Her meat actually did resemble McDonald’s.
After years of beta testing, my body is ready to launch OS X Cougar.
After years of beta testing, my body is ready to launch OS X Cougar.
After years of beta testing, my body is ready to launch OS X Cougar.
My girlfriend told me I was getting sex today. Oops. I better not jinx it.
*knocks on morning wood*