My ex is selling the vehicle I lost my virginity in. I really loved that skateboard.
I just took an IQ test and apparently I’m a Libra?
I just took an IQ test and apparently I’m a Libra?
There’s no such thing as “fair trade” honey. Those bees are gettin’ screwed.
There’s no such thing as “fair trade” honey. Those bees are gettin’ screwed.
Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
You had me at Whipped Cream Vodka.
You had me at Whipped Cream Vodka.
You had me at Whipped Cream Vodka.
I would rather weave a suit out of my grandfather’s pubic hair than “pull an all-nighter” with you.
I would rather weave a suit out of my grandfather’s pubic hair than “pull an all-nighter” with you.
I would rather weave a suit out of my grandfather’s pubic hair than “pull an all-nighter” with you.
A hooker once showed me her dollar menu. Her meat actually did resemble McDonald’s.