Told my friends that I was qualified to give them Botox injections. I raised a few eyebrows.
Told my friends that I was qualified to give them Botox injections. I raised a few eyebrows.
I’m not an asshole. I’m just a guy who won’t tolerate stupidity unless it’s coming out of the mouth of a naked woman.
I’m not an asshole. I’m just a guy who won’t tolerate stupidity unless it’s coming out of the mouth of a naked woman.
Guys, check out this cool trick I learned. Take your upper lip and make it touch your lower lip. Now keep them like that.
Guys, check out this cool trick I learned. Take your upper lip and make it touch your lower lip. Now keep them like that.
I’m fine with you not liking my tweets, as I’m adult enough to deal with it. Also, your moms a whore.
I’m fine with you not liking my tweets, as I’m adult enough to deal with it. Also, your moms a whore.
A Cobra wanted to fight me but I challenged him to a thumb war and he slitthered away embarrassed.
A Cobra wanted to fight me but I challenged him to a thumb war and he slitthered away embarrassed.
We complain when it’s hot. We complain when it’s cold. We are such cunts. That’s why ET went home and never came back to visit.
We complain when it’s hot. We complain when it’s cold. We are such cunts. That’s why ET went home and never came back to visit.
We complain when it’s hot. We complain when it’s cold. We are such cunts. That’s why ET went home and never came back to visit.
If you guys could choose between finding the love of your life and always having free internet access, what porn site would you visit first?
If you guys could choose between finding the love of your life and always having free internet access, what porn site would you visit first?