If mental stability was measured by the type of tweets we laughed at, straight jackets would be the new black.
If mental stability was measured by the type of tweets we laughed at, straight jackets would be the new black.
Why did it have to be the dog? I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.
Why did it have to be the dog? I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.
My girlfriend just explained to me that people can’t actually go through black holes, and now I don’t really care about space anymore.
My girlfriend just explained to me that people can’t actually go through black holes, and now I don’t really care about space anymore.
> be 28
> mom tells me to get a job
> put on Braveheart face paint
> run into kitchen
> scream FREEDOM
> mom tells me to get a girlfriend
> be 28
> mom tells me to get a job
> put on Braveheart face paint
> run into kitchen
> scream FREEDOM
> mom tells me to get a girlfriend
Answering this for men everywhere & this patient. Yes, it is unusual & incredibly icky to flirt with me while I’m checking your prostate.
Answering this for men everywhere & this patient. Yes, it is unusual & incredibly icky to flirt with me while I’m checking your prostate.
As meltdowns go I think this one is pretty mild. Oh and by the way, the fact that nobody has offered me drugs yet is pretty disappointing.
As meltdowns go I think this one is pretty mild. Oh and by the way, the fact that nobody has offered me drugs yet is pretty disappointing.
If you’re a guy and your profile picture has a photo clicked of yourself in front of a mirror,
OH GOD WHY?!?
If you’re a guy and your profile picture has a photo clicked of yourself in front of a mirror,
OH GOD WHY?!?
I don’t care what kinda lighter you have, its fair game if its unattended. Unless its engraved, then I’ll give it back for Christmas.