I don’t care what kinda lighter you have, its fair game if its unattended. Unless its engraved, then I’ll give it back for Christmas.
To air is humane, to forgave, divide.
Typo quota for the day.
To air is humane, to forgave, divide.
Typo quota for the day.
I always say I’ll sleep when I’m dead, but I’m pretty sure I’ll still find a way to stay up late.
I always say I’ll sleep when I’m dead, but I’m pretty sure I’ll still find a way to stay up late.
The only entities which will survive a nuclear holocaust will be the cockroaches and a book packed by Flipkart.
The only entities which will survive a nuclear holocaust will be the cockroaches and a book packed by Flipkart.
The only entities which will survive a nuclear holocaust will be the cockroaches and a book packed by Flipkart.
Hand-sanitizer gives you that clean, my hands are still dirty, feeling.
Hand-sanitizer gives you that clean, my hands are still dirty, feeling.
Ima weiner. Damn I meant winer. Dammit I’m a winner. Hucked on fonics it made me look like an moroon.
Ima weiner. Damn I meant winer. Dammit I’m a winner. Hucked on fonics it made me look like an moroon.
Yes I run a porn site. It was an accident.
Yes I run a porn site. It was an accident.
I always take my kids on vacation during drug awareness week…because there’s just some things they should learn from their dad.