Just heard they’re investigating a slaughterhouse in California for animal cruelty. IT’S A SLAUGHTERHOUSE
Just heard they’re investigating a slaughterhouse in California for animal cruelty. IT’S A SLAUGHTERHOUSE
I wish there was some sort of idiom to describe how easily I just took that lollipop from that infant.
I wish there was some sort of idiom to describe how easily I just took that lollipop from that infant.
I wish there was some sort of idiom to describe how easily I just took that lollipop from that infant.
If he says I love you and you’re not ready to say it back, just say “I know.” He’ll think you’re being cute and quoting Star Wars. Win-Win.
If he says I love you and you’re not ready to say it back, just say “I know.” He’ll think you’re being cute and quoting Star Wars. Win-Win.
hey, teens who listen to classic rock: you were probably conceived to some of your favorite songs.
hey, teens who listen to classic rock: you were probably conceived to some of your favorite songs.
Nothing says “thought of you, and masturbated” like ‘liking’ a girl’s Facebook photo from 2009.
Nothing says “thought of you, and masturbated” like ‘liking’ a girl’s Facebook photo from 2009.
My mom is downstairs with my husband asking him if his co-workers are “fun” and “cute”. He’s miserable and I’m crying laughing. #BadWife
Walmart is always a good place to see someone in the process of hitting their child.
I’m not hungover. I just like to wear my sunglasses when I open the fridge door. It makes me look cool.
“Have some balls. Speak your mind. Keep it real.” – People with anonymous Twitter accounts