If Usher ever worked in a theater, his nametag could be “Usher Usher.” I’m sorry for that joke but I’m actually addicted to the send button.
I bring our baby to the bar so I can throw her at people and slurp down their cocktails while they’re trying to catch her.
I bring our baby to the bar so I can throw her at people and slurp down their cocktails while they’re trying to catch her.
“LOOK AT MY ASSHOLE.” -Cats
“LOOK AT MY ASSHOLE.” -Cats
It’s not a dog if it fits in your handbag.
It’s not a dog if it fits in your handbag.
I haven’t read a single History book that explains how Asians got out of their Pokeballs.
I haven’t read a single History book that explains how Asians got out of their Pokeballs.
I keep my wine glasses on the top shelf to make sure I stretch daily.
I keep my wine glasses on the top shelf to make sure I stretch daily.
Anyone else having a near life experience today?
Anyone else having a near life experience today?
I’m not above selling your kidney or my oldest child for a phone charger. I mean, if it came down to it. Not just like for fun.
The fact that no one understands you does not mean you’re an artist.