Now whenever a kid draws a Rectangle they have to pay Apple a dollar.
I abuse music so badly. I’m always like: make me feel good, watch me dance, listen to me sing, improve my mood. She must be sick of my shit.
I’m the cutest thing since sliced kittens.
I’m the cutest thing since sliced kittens.
I’m the cutest thing since sliced kittens.
You can totally spray tan your baby, it’s not illegal.
You can totally spray tan your baby, it’s not illegal.
Call me old fashioned but I still drink to get drunk.
Call me old fashioned but I still drink to get drunk.
My next-door-neighbor is such a bitch that regardless of what she says to me; I simply reply, “You’re barking up the wrong tree.”
My next-door-neighbor is such a bitch that regardless of what she says to me; I simply reply, “You’re barking up the wrong tree.”
Roger Clemens is pitching for a Texas team named the Sugar Land Skeeters? They sound more like an Atlanta Strip Club than a baseball team.
Roger Clemens is pitching for a Texas team named the Sugar Land Skeeters? They sound more like an Atlanta Strip Club than a baseball team.
I fell asleep listening to the Red Hot Chili Peppers and woke up illiterate.
I fell asleep listening to the Red Hot Chili Peppers and woke up illiterate.