I think abs are for guys that don’t have the confidence to wear a nice T-shirt to the pool.
I think abs are for guys that don’t have the confidence to wear a nice T-shirt to the pool.
I wish they made barstools with seat belts and dual side airbags.
I wish they made barstools with seat belts and dual side airbags.
Can’t believe the Obama 2012 campaign isn’t using the slogan “Once you go black, you don’t go back.”
Can’t believe the Obama 2012 campaign isn’t using the slogan “Once you go black, you don’t go back.”
My wife is constantly hiding things where they belong.
My wife is constantly hiding things where they belong.
I’m going for a run. I have some severely unused sexual energy and tension I need to pound out.
I should be back in about eight days.
I’m going for a run. I have some severely unused sexual energy and tension I need to pound out.
I should be back in about eight days.
The most I’ve ever paid for sex was ‘marriage.’
The most I’ve ever paid for sex was ‘marriage.’
I accidentally confused Star Trek with Star Wars and some kid threatened to cut me with his Virgin card.
I accidentally confused Star Trek with Star Wars and some kid threatened to cut me with his Virgin card.
“Here, throw this away for me.” ~ People who hand out leaflets.