Sleeping without you is a waste of bed.
Why are the states most in need of abortion so against it?
When you think about it, ‘I’ll pray for you’ is essentially saying ‘I’ll talk to myself about your problem’. Good luck!
Whenever someone tells me they have an IQ of 140, I wonder if that’s Fahrenheit or centigrade.
I got fired from my office job for misunderstanding the meaning of 3 hole punch.
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is the most whimsical film about the systematic murder of children that I have ever seen.
I just finished a 5 year relationship. Luckily it wasn’t mine.
Just heard they’re investigating a slaughterhouse in California for animal cruelty. IT’S A SLAUGHTERHOUSE
Just heard they’re investigating a slaughterhouse in California for animal cruelty. IT’S A SLAUGHTERHOUSE
Just heard they’re investigating a slaughterhouse in California for animal cruelty. IT’S A SLAUGHTERHOUSE
I wish there was some sort of idiom to describe how easily I just took that lollipop from that infant.
I wish there was some sort of idiom to describe how easily I just took that lollipop from that infant.
I wish there was some sort of idiom to describe how easily I just took that lollipop from that infant.
If he says I love you and you’re not ready to say it back, just say “I know.” He’ll think you’re being cute and quoting Star Wars. Win-Win.
If he says I love you and you’re not ready to say it back, just say “I know.” He’ll think you’re being cute and quoting Star Wars. Win-Win.