Can’t believe the Obama 2012 campaign isn’t using the slogan “Once you go black, you don’t go back.”
Can’t believe the Obama 2012 campaign isn’t using the slogan “Once you go black, you don’t go back.”
My wife is constantly hiding things where they belong.
My wife is constantly hiding things where they belong.
I’m going for a run. I have some severely unused sexual energy and tension I need to pound out.
I should be back in about eight days.
I’m going for a run. I have some severely unused sexual energy and tension I need to pound out.
I should be back in about eight days.
The most I’ve ever paid for sex was ‘marriage.’
The most I’ve ever paid for sex was ‘marriage.’
I accidentally confused Star Trek with Star Wars and some kid threatened to cut me with his Virgin card.
I accidentally confused Star Trek with Star Wars and some kid threatened to cut me with his Virgin card.
“Here, throw this away for me.” ~ People who hand out leaflets.
“Here, throw this away for me.” ~ People who hand out leaflets.
Blackberry users thought of making a joke abt the Apple-Samsung battle, but before they cud tweet thr phone hanged n battery drained out
Blackberry users thought of making a joke abt the Apple-Samsung battle, but before they cud tweet thr phone hanged n battery drained out
My father once told me, “Son, if you want people to listen to what you have to say, claim it’s something your father told you.”