You are right, 27 is “just a number” but I’m looking for a man, not a boy.
No offense.
PS: Save my number… just in case I change my mind.
Not enough drugs in the world that would make me strip in front of a webcam. But a bottle of wine should do it.
Anyone who believes in cyber-bullying is a huge pussy.
TEENS: You might find yourself “embarrassed” by certain things your body is doing, when in fact, you should be ashamed.
I like to listen to Anu Malik’s music while I study because he is a constant reminder on why it’s important to get educated.
My girlfriend asked me to act like an animal in bed. So I peed on the pillow.
to someone with x-ray vision two people making out look like skeletons that are really bad at eating each other
My neighbor’s dog is so popular that every time he barks, the neighborhood dogs RT him.
Sometimes when my wife tells me she loves me I get the feeling it’s the tennis kind.
I don’t talk about my ex’s because I like to start of with a clean slate. That, and they’re dead to me. Well, to everyone, but mostly me.
Putting an ‘e’ at the end of words (ie Pointe, Crowne) makes something fancy as shite.
I received some boob pics. Some of you men really have nice boobs.
Apparently, the sonogram machine is to see unborn babies in the womb
I thought it was for making you age 10 years. Instantly
If you don’t open your mouth when you yawn, you’re a monster. I’m serious. Let that demon go. You’re freaking everybody out.
Never watch porn when you’re tripping. You’ll zero in on the sad eyes and start to see a kaleidoscope of missed dance recitals and pain.