Anyone know the difference between the Supreme and the Deluxe? This whore house menu is confusing
I am really shocked that there is not a website devoted solely to the most clever Wi-Fi names of all-time.
Tomorrow I think I’ll just walk around restaurants with a clipboard shaking my head & hope they bribe me with free food.
I’m sick of people not taking me seriously *Throws jester hat down in disgust*
When I see how idiotic people can be, I get jealous of Darth Vader’s force choke ability in those exact moments.
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t like things as much as I do.
Were those thousands of turtle lives worth the life of one stupid, spoiled Princess with a strange fetish for Italian plumbers?
Frogs always look like they just found out there’s no free Wi-Fi.
One time a friend said that he “ain’t never had no nothing”. It remains the only time where I have heard someone use a quadruple negative.
Dear every guy that works out excessively, the sun is out! NOW is your moment! It was all worth it! Take that shirt off and walk around!!
You can’t give me a mini fan at work and expect me not to spend the whole morning pretending I’m a model doing a photo shoot. It’s science.
If you love a balloon, set it free. If it comes back to you, it probably wasn’t a balloon.
I don’t know why guys love anal. My ass is an exit only. Unless I’m drunk. Or he’s rich. Or cute. Or has all his teeth.
NO, YOU GET THE HELL OFF YOUR PROPERTY.
There is no bigger asshole than someone that takes an animal that can fly and puts it in a cage to stand on a stick.