After years of beta testing, my body is ready to launch OS X Cougar.
After years of beta testing, my body is ready to launch OS X Cougar.
My girlfriend told me I was getting sex today. Oops. I better not jinx it.
*knocks on morning wood*
My girlfriend told me I was getting sex today. Oops. I better not jinx it.
*knocks on morning wood*
My girlfriend told me I was getting sex today. Oops. I better not jinx it.
*knocks on morning wood*
Boss: “We are all going to have a bunch of Red Bull, bust out the chest of Adderall, be laser focused for about 4 hours, then die.”
Boss: “We are all going to have a bunch of Red Bull, bust out the chest of Adderall, be laser focused for about 4 hours, then die.”
Boss: “We are all going to have a bunch of Red Bull, bust out the chest of Adderall, be laser focused for about 4 hours, then die.”
I wish I was Jean Claude Van Damme, not to be able to roundhouse kick my co-worker, but to bore him to death as I act out a scene.
I wish I was Jean Claude Van Damme, not to be able to roundhouse kick my co-worker, but to bore him to death as I act out a scene.
I wish I was Jean Claude Van Damme, not to be able to roundhouse kick my co-worker, but to bore him to death as I act out a scene.
I wish I was Jean Claude Van Damme, not to be able to roundhouse kick my co-worker, but to bore him to death as I act out a scene.
We all have our weaknesses. Yours are just more obvious.
We all have our weaknesses. Yours are just more obvious.
We all have our weaknesses. Yours are just more obvious.