My EX sent me a text today saying “Happy Anniversary” I replied, best one yet.
Don’t worry, my tweet. Not all tweets can be winners… Daddy loves you just as much.
Don’t worry, my tweet. Not all tweets can be winners… Daddy loves you just as much.
Have you ever considered, that if there is a God, same sex attraction was created to prevent the overpopulation of unloved children? I have.
I told my Mom that I was going to the Apple store and she said, “You sound like you’re 4 – it’s the grocery store”.
As confused as an atheist who’s stuck behind a car that isn’t moving at a green light & has a bumper sticker that says ‘Honk if you love God
As confused as an atheist who’s stuck behind a car that isn’t moving at a green light & has a bumper sticker that says ‘Honk if you love God
You know, my dream for gaming is where in one game you’ll shoot someone and then during a game of say Fifa you’ll see their son crying
You know, my dream for gaming is where in one game you’ll shoot someone and then during a game of say Fifa you’ll see their son crying
Told my friends that I was qualified to give them Botox injections. I raised a few eyebrows.
Told my friends that I was qualified to give them Botox injections. I raised a few eyebrows.
I’m not an asshole. I’m just a guy who won’t tolerate stupidity unless it’s coming out of the mouth of a naked woman.
I’m not an asshole. I’m just a guy who won’t tolerate stupidity unless it’s coming out of the mouth of a naked woman.
Guys, check out this cool trick I learned. Take your upper lip and make it touch your lower lip. Now keep them like that.
Guys, check out this cool trick I learned. Take your upper lip and make it touch your lower lip. Now keep them like that.