When a man tries to hug me hello or goodbye I whisper in his ear “tip to tip” and sigh as we embrace to ensure we never do it again.
When a man tries to hug me hello or goodbye I whisper in his ear “tip to tip” and sigh as we embrace to ensure we never do it again.
When a man tries to hug me hello or goodbye I whisper in his ear “tip to tip” and sigh as we embrace to ensure we never do it again.
He asked if I was into anal, then got all weird when I pulled out my strap-on. Advice?
He asked if I was into anal, then got all weird when I pulled out my strap-on. Advice?
He asked if I was into anal, then got all weird when I pulled out my strap-on. Advice?
He asked if I was into anal, then got all weird when I pulled out my strap-on. Advice?
My wife just opened my car door for me.
Would have been a nice gesture had we not been going 70mph.
My wife just opened my car door for me.
Would have been a nice gesture had we not been going 70mph.
My wife just opened my car door for me.
Would have been a nice gesture had we not been going 70mph.
While everyone is busy complaining about their tweets being stolen & put on Facebook, I’ve quietly become the funniest person on MySpace!
While everyone is busy complaining about their tweets being stolen & put on Facebook, I’ve quietly become the funniest person on MySpace!
While everyone is busy complaining about their tweets being stolen & put on Facebook, I’ve quietly become the funniest person on MySpace!
While everyone is busy complaining about their tweets being stolen & put on Facebook, I’ve quietly become the funniest person on MySpace!
Ok, but like, how married are you?