Ok, but like, how married are you?
Ok, but like, how married are you?
Just found out my girlfriend cheated on me, but I got her back by sleeping with her best friend. “That’s right, I fucked Gary you whore!!
Just found out my girlfriend cheated on me, but I got her back by sleeping with her best friend. “That’s right, I fucked Gary you whore!!
Just found out my girlfriend cheated on me, but I got her back by sleeping with her best friend. “That’s right, I fucked Gary you whore!!
Just found out my girlfriend cheated on me, but I got her back by sleeping with her best friend. “That’s right, I fucked Gary you whore!!
Just unfollowed a bunch of people funnier than me. Now my tweets seem, you know, funnier. Tomorrow I unfollow all the good-looking people.
Just unfollowed a bunch of people funnier than me. Now my tweets seem, you know, funnier. Tomorrow I unfollow all the good-looking people.
Just unfollowed a bunch of people funnier than me. Now my tweets seem, you know, funnier. Tomorrow I unfollow all the good-looking people.
I’m forbidding the twelve people who regularly star my tweets to ever fly in an airplane together.
I’m forbidding the twelve people who regularly star my tweets to ever fly in an airplane together.
I’m forbidding the twelve people who regularly star my tweets to ever fly in an airplane together.
Just found out men don’t need prostate exams till at least 40. I think my doctor has a lot of explaining to do.
Just found out men don’t need prostate exams till at least 40. I think my doctor has a lot of explaining to do.
Twitter: “Where people are openly Gay and secretly Republican”