Sometimes it’s not about missing someone, it’s about reloading and trying again.
Sometimes it’s not about missing someone, it’s about reloading and trying again.
When someone asks “You know what I think?”, I say “Yes I do”. End of discussion.
When someone asks “You know what I think?”, I say “Yes I do”. End of discussion.
When someone asks “You know what I think?”, I say “Yes I do”. End of discussion.
My mom used to beat me with a camera.
I still get flashbacks.
My mom used to beat me with a camera.
I still get flashbacks.
My mom used to beat me with a camera.
I still get flashbacks.
Saw a homeless guy this mornin’ he said, “Any change?” Me, “Nope, you’re still cold and homeless.” We laughed & laughed & he stabbed me.
Saw a homeless guy this mornin’ he said, “Any change?” Me, “Nope, you’re still cold and homeless.” We laughed & laughed & he stabbed me.
My pre-nup will indicate that I’m allowed to unplug your life support system should my phone need charging.
My pre-nup will indicate that I’m allowed to unplug your life support system should my phone need charging.
Listen son, you know how you find an awesome song & you listen to it over and over again until you hate it? Well, I’m leaving your mother.
One thing twitter has taught me is that someone, somewhere in the world is thinking exactly the same thing you are.
My cat and I made a best friend pact tonight. If I die first, he won’t eat my body. Or if he dies first, I won’t use his skull as a cup.