I told my Mom that I was going to the Apple store and she said, “You sound like you’re 4 – it’s the grocery store”.
As confused as an atheist who’s stuck behind a car that isn’t moving at a green light & has a bumper sticker that says ‘Honk if you love God
As confused as an atheist who’s stuck behind a car that isn’t moving at a green light & has a bumper sticker that says ‘Honk if you love God
You know, my dream for gaming is where in one game you’ll shoot someone and then during a game of say Fifa you’ll see their son crying
You know, my dream for gaming is where in one game you’ll shoot someone and then during a game of say Fifa you’ll see their son crying
Told my friends that I was qualified to give them Botox injections. I raised a few eyebrows.
Told my friends that I was qualified to give them Botox injections. I raised a few eyebrows.
I’m not an asshole. I’m just a guy who won’t tolerate stupidity unless it’s coming out of the mouth of a naked woman.
I’m not an asshole. I’m just a guy who won’t tolerate stupidity unless it’s coming out of the mouth of a naked woman.
Guys, check out this cool trick I learned. Take your upper lip and make it touch your lower lip. Now keep them like that.
Guys, check out this cool trick I learned. Take your upper lip and make it touch your lower lip. Now keep them like that.
I’m fine with you not liking my tweets, as I’m adult enough to deal with it. Also, your moms a whore.
I’m fine with you not liking my tweets, as I’m adult enough to deal with it. Also, your moms a whore.
A Cobra wanted to fight me but I challenged him to a thumb war and he slitthered away embarrassed.
A Cobra wanted to fight me but I challenged him to a thumb war and he slitthered away embarrassed.