I don’t think humans are capable of sounding more disgusting than when they are being rude to their mothers or singing along to Mariah Carey
Not only are used coffee grounds a great fertilizer, when shaped and baked they make excellent biscuits for that cunt of a dog next door.
Not only are used coffee grounds a great fertilizer, when shaped and baked they make excellent biscuits for that cunt of a dog next door.
Hell is probably just thousands of tourists trying to take pictures of you walking a cat.
Hell is probably just thousands of tourists trying to take pictures of you walking a cat.
My ex is selling the vehicle I lost my virginity in. I really loved that skateboard.
My ex is selling the vehicle I lost my virginity in. I really loved that skateboard.
I just took an IQ test and apparently I’m a Libra?
I just took an IQ test and apparently I’m a Libra?
There’s no such thing as “fair trade” honey. Those bees are gettin’ screwed.
There’s no such thing as “fair trade” honey. Those bees are gettin’ screwed.
Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
You had me at Whipped Cream Vodka.