When a man tries to hug me hello or goodbye I whisper in his ear “tip to tip” and sigh as we embrace to ensure we never do it again.
He asked if I was into anal, then got all weird when I pulled out my strap-on. Advice?
He asked if I was into anal, then got all weird when I pulled out my strap-on. Advice?
He asked if I was into anal, then got all weird when I pulled out my strap-on. Advice?
He asked if I was into anal, then got all weird when I pulled out my strap-on. Advice?
My wife just opened my car door for me.
Would have been a nice gesture had we not been going 70mph.
My wife just opened my car door for me.
Would have been a nice gesture had we not been going 70mph.
My wife just opened my car door for me.
Would have been a nice gesture had we not been going 70mph.
While everyone is busy complaining about their tweets being stolen & put on Facebook, I’ve quietly become the funniest person on MySpace!
While everyone is busy complaining about their tweets being stolen & put on Facebook, I’ve quietly become the funniest person on MySpace!
While everyone is busy complaining about their tweets being stolen & put on Facebook, I’ve quietly become the funniest person on MySpace!
While everyone is busy complaining about their tweets being stolen & put on Facebook, I’ve quietly become the funniest person on MySpace!
Ok, but like, how married are you?
Ok, but like, how married are you?
Ok, but like, how married are you?