is it rude to throw a breath mint in some ones mouth while they are talking?
They used to wear them halfway down their asses, and now they wear the one’s meant for girls…
Will boys ever get pants right!?
My son asked me where babies come from. He so silly, babies are too young to come.
Gonna hand out job applications to teenage trick-or-treaters who ring my doorbell.
Oh great. I forgot to pack an apple in my lunch and now there’s doctors EVERYWHERE.
I hate it when strangers question me. I’m with my kid, & this lady goes, ‘He’s cute. Who does he look like?’ I’m like, ‘Your husband’
Is Yoda’s last name Lay-he-hoo?
god bless the 1st weatherman to dress as danny zuko & plead with sandy
I’m saving myself for marriage.
Sorry, FROM. Saving myself FROM marriage.
Finding $5 you didn’t know you had is awesome til you realize you’re 34, it’s 2011 & $5 won’t even buy enough gas to drive you off a cliff.
I hate hipsters. Their smug faces, vegan diet, tiny feet & sawdust bedding. No wait. Hamsters. I hate hamsters.
Rude lady to me, “Well I’m sorry but you don’t LOOK sick to me.” Me, “Looks can be deceiving. For example, you don’t look stupid.”
Next time a stranger talks to me when I’m alone, I will look at them shocked and whisper “You can see me?”..
The boy is putting whipped cream on the cat. I think he may have overheard a conversation he didn’t understand quite so well.
Ignorance is not bliss. It’s just a fancy word for stupid.