In 1949 a US senator attempted to ban popcorn in cinemas. During a Senate hearing about it, another senator handed out free popcorn. The law was never passed.
Pretty excited about making a huge Thanksgiving feast so my daughter can eat a roll.
One cool thing about getting older is that you鈥檙e not asked about your long term plan very much.
Ask not if it pleases the court – ask what the court can do to please you.
– Chapter Three, Contempt Of Court For Dummies
4 Mesh Shirts That Will Make You Look Like A Sexy Little Asian Pear
this is not ok. they turnt him into ice crims 馃挃馃挃
There鈥檚 anxiety and then there鈥檚 my 4yo counting to 10 really fast because we鈥檙e playing hide and seek and oh my gosh I haven鈥檛 found a hiding spot yet
if bears could make porridge the temperature would be like the last thing on my list of concerns
Nickleback is playing in this Taco Bell.
How much diarrhea can one person handle??!?
They say college doesn鈥檛 prepare you for real life but it taught me how to get vomit out of practically anything and as a parent that鈥檚 literally my most valuable skill
Judges are so childish. Oh, you鈥檙e angry so you鈥檙e going to slam your little hammer on the table?
Grow up
I wear a lot of sport bras for someone who gets winded brushing their teeth.
no show does a misunderstanding/miscommunication plot better than modern family does 馃槶
When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot