My wife just randomly put on a Gregorian Monks CD and started flicking through a magazine, which made me feel a bit uneasy. I never leaf anything to chants.
trivia
The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton
hello I’m britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is I tell you my real surname then my real forename then my real surname again in case you missed it
*Drunk dials Mr. Clean
My house is soooooo dirty right now.
My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.
My uncle works for a company that makes bicycle wheels.
He’s the Spokesman.
Me, when Prime Video asks me to pay an extra $2.99 to remove ads.
You call it Witness Protection, I call it Hide and Seek.
This isn’t going to end well for you.
– me, alone in the house, to the loaf of banana bread on the counter